And lo, it came to pass that the Mighty Warriors of Albion (and The Colonies) did travel to the Land Where The Convicts Dwell, and there in their Own Back Yard they did smite them with ruthlessness and aplomb (save for the Incident at Perth, which is a strange and wild place). And the Once-smug Ponting did have his arse handed to him upon a plate, and they cast him out unto the Wilderness where dwelleth the West Indies of Old, and the Unwise Phrase “We can win this five-to-nought” did ring in his ears for ever more.

– “Book of Boycott, v. 3, ch. 12″